Basically, I swing by Twitter when I need a laugh. Take these with a huge grain of salt.
15 Tweets That Will Make You Laugh If Your Life Is A Trainwreck:
Don't forget to pretend you're mentally stable today.— Jedi Cheesy Gifts (@JediGigi) January 7, 2014
2.
*reluctantly signs reality check*— Alien Skier (@ClichedOut) September 27, 2017
*adds "lame" to memo line*
3.
i just heard a guy at the coffee shop say he was doing ok and thought whatever, quit gloating— silent schmox, holy schmox (@IvoryGazelle) October 5, 2017
4.
Sometimes I find a random screw lying around my house and I just assume it's from my life falling apart.— đź””MamaJinglesđź”” (@MamaFizzles) June 18, 2017
5.
but let's pretend otherwise pic.twitter.com/4R0x5wdCD2— m a ureen (@shoelessfornow) October 3, 2017
6.
Are things going well for me? Well, no.— Erin Can't Even. (@Mom_Overboard) December 10, 2017
But am I coping well, emotionally?
Also no.
7.
*gets out of bed*— Ray Pizzaface Jr. (@muyrando) November 10, 2017
Me: I've already made everything 10x worse.
8.
Friend: Have you tried doing things in a normal, correct way?— mindflakes (@_mindflakes) November 8, 2017
Me: No, that is not how I choose to live my life
9.
*clicks follow on a Dogs Wearing Pajamas Instagram account*— Scroogepants Cher (@House_Feminist) November 14, 2017
Things are really starting to look up for me, I am taking action to bring positive change into my life
10.
ANYONE: [gives me a compliment]— Jill la Jill (@JillianKarger) November 21, 2017
ME: [pulls out flowchart] you’re wrong, and here’s why
11.
Much like snowflakes, no two panic attacks are exactly alike.— liv. (@liv_thatsme) December 10, 2017
12.
The only time I feel in control of my life is when I'm operating that magic, every-flavor-in-the-universe soda dispenser at Burger King.— Rob Cee (@TheRobCee) December 14, 2017
13.
[gets hit by a car]— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) December 11, 2017
DRIVER: oh my god, are you okay
ME: are any of us okay
14.
It's not true that there's nothing to do in the winter. You can cry OR sleep— Michael would like Nazis kicked off of this site. (@Home_Halfway) December 10, 2017
15.
Santa: What do you want for Christmas?— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) December 11, 2014
Me: To not feel broken and hopeless on the inside for once in my pathetic, lonely life
S:
M: Shoes
I'd also like to take a moment to point out how hilarious and fantastic my friend Maureen is (note # 5). I know her in real life, and it's the greatest.
The shout-out brought me to near tears. Sigh. ;)
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